“But Mockingjays were never a weapon,” said Madge. “They’re just songbirds. Right?
“Yeah, I guess so,” I said, “But it’s not true. A mockingbird is just a songbird. A mockingjay is a creature the Capitol never intended to exist. They hadn’t counted on the highly controlled jabberjay having the brains to adapt to the wild, to pass on its genetic code, to thrive in a new form. They hadn’t anticipated its will to live.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
we need some new and more powerful swears
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
Once upon a time, there were two girls in a coffee shop…
And Hajabeg(x) tweeted us their story:
Honestly, the best ever.
This is what happens when Fangirls get out in public lol
Bilbo, allow me to introduce: Fili, Kili, Óin, Glóin, Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori, Ori and the leader of our company, Thorin Oakenshield.
this one time in sixth grade i was waiting for my bus because it was late and this girl was cleaning out her locker and a teacher was helping her and all of the sudden the teacher started screaming and the girl started crying and all i heard was “YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING IN YOUR LOCKER??!!”
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says “I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says “I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
«Wait! Let me set the record straight.
I was never really yours in the first place…
Now, look at this web I wove.
I told you, I would break your heart.»
